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Mr Heli Demo by Breakpoint Hacking Techniques

Mr Heli DemoS] COUNTRYMEN/ LEND ME YOUR EARS/ 3= - - ? GRAPHICS AND MUSIC FROM ^MR/HELI^ ADDITIONAL GRAPHICS BY KERNAL KERNAL OF BREAKPOINT DESIGNS PRESENTS////////// SOMETHING______ PRESS F/ONE TO F/SEVEN FOR TUNES/ FRIENDS] ROMANS] COUNTRYMEN/ LEND ME YOUR EARS/ I COME TO BURY ONE VOTERS] NOT TO PRAISE THEM[ AHEM[ SORRY ^BOUT THAT FOLKS/ JUST GOT A TOUCH OF THE ^SHAKES^ SO TO SPEAK/////// NOW WHERE WAS I_ AH] YES/ THIS DEMO//// THIS DEMO IS CALLED ^MR/HELI DEMO^] OR ^SPOT THE GLICHE^] WHICHEVER YOU FANCY REALLY[ A BIT POINTLESS] BUT THERE YOU ARE/ I^D BETTER LET YOU ALL KNOW NOW] BEFORE I GO ANY FURTHER THAT I^M IN MY SHAKESPEARE MODE] SO IF I START RAMBLING ON YOU^LL JUST HAVE TO BEAR WITH ME/ LIKE THE MAN SAID] ^MAD WORLD[ MAD KINGS[ MAD COMPOSITION[^/ ANYWAY] TO GET BACK TO MORE PRESENT DAY AFFAIRS I THOUGHT I^D HAVE YET ANOTHER PISS TAKE OF ONE VOTERS////[ DON^T WORRY IVAN OLD MATE[ I WON^T GO ON TOO LONG O/K/[ MANY YEARS AGO//// WELL] ABOUT TWO AND A BIT ACTUALLY] THERE WERE PEOPLE ON COMPUNET CALLED///// NOW WHAT ARE THE WORDS_ AH[ YES/// MANY YEARS AGO THERE WERE PEOPLE ON COMPUNET CALLED ^BLOODY GOOD DEMO WRITERS^ I SPEAK OF THE LIKES OF IAN - HAKE] XESS] JCS] MAT - PSY] AND YES] EVEN THE MEANTEAM] AND THERE WERE MANY MORE/ I KNOW EVERY NOW AND THEN ONE OF THE ABOVE STILL PUTS UP THE ODD DEMO] BUT AS THE SAYING GOES ^THINGS AIN^T WHAT THEY USED TO BE^/ THEY ALL LEFT DIDN^T THEY] THE NET IS NOW IN A VERY SORRY STATE COMPARED TO WHAT IT USED TO BE/ DON^T GET ME WRONG] THERE ARE STILL QUITE A FEW GOOD DEMO WRITERS KNOCKING ABOUT] BUT THERE^S NOWHERE NEAR THE SAME AMOUNT OF STUFF BEING UPLOADED AS THERE WAS A WHILE BACK/ LOOK AT THE DEMO DIRS FOR INSTANCE/ JUST BEFORE I LEFT CNET NEARLY TWO YEARS AGO] THE DEMO DIRS WENT UP WAY PAST DEM - NOW WHAT WE GOT_ BUGGER ALL[ AS I SPEAK THE ^ - DEMO DIRS ONLY GO UP TO DEM - [[[[[[ WHAT HAS HAPPENED_[ I SHALL ATTEMPT TO REVEAL ALL///////[[[[ OF COURSE] I^M SURE SOME OF YOU HAVE ALREADY GUESSED WHAT I^M ABOUT TO SAY] AND YOU MAY THINK IT^S A LOAD OF OLD COBBLERS BUT AS I PERSONALLY KNOW MOST OF THE OLD DEMO WRITERS THAT HAVE LEFT] AND STILL KEEP IN TOUCH] AND CAN SPEAK FOR A LARGE MAJORITY OF THEM WHEN I SAY THAT IT IS THE ONE VOTERS THAT HAVE CAUSED] AND CREATED THE SAD STATE OF AFFAIRS THAT CNET IS IN TODAY/ OF COURSE I^M NOT SAYING THAT JUST ^CAUSE SOMEONE DECIDED TO START VOTING ONE ON OTHER PEOPLES DEMOS THAT THEY SUDDENLY SAID ^THAT^S IT] I^M LEAVING^[ THAT WOULD BE STUPID/ BUT THEY ARE THE ROOT CAUSE OF THE SITUATION/ MOST DEMO WRITERS PUT A LOT OF UNPAID EFFORT AND TIME INTO CREATING THEIR DEMOS] EVEN ONE^S SOME OF YOU MIGHT THINK ARE A LOAD OF CRAP/ AND LET^S FACE IT COMPUNET WOULD BE WELL SHAFTED IF NO - ONE BOTHERED TO UPLOAD ANYMORE/ UNLESS YOU HAVE SPENT A LOT OF TIME AND EFFORT WRITING A PROGRAM] BE IT A DEMO] PICTURE] MUSIC OR ANYTHING ELSE FOR THAT MATTER] AND THEN HAVE HAD SOME JEALOUS] UNEDUCATED] JUMPED UP LITTLE SHIT - VOTE YOUR UPLOAD FOR NO REASON EXCEPT THE FACT THAT HE RESENTS YOU BEING ABLE TO PRODUCE SOMETHING OF WORTH FOR PEOPLE TO ENJOY ETC] THEN YOU CAN^T REALLY KNOW WHAT IT IS TO BE HASSLED BY THESE EXCUSES FOR CNET MEMBERS/ THAT IN ITSELF HASN^T MADE THE MAJORITY OF THE OLD DEMO WRITERS TO LEAVE] WHAT IT HAS DONE IS TO CREATE BAD FEELING AMOUNGST THEM/ FOR INSTANCE] ONE DEMO WRITER MIGHT THINK THAT THE ONE VOTES HE^S GETTING ARE DONE BY ANOTHER DEMO WRITER AND EVEN THOUGH THIS IS NEARLY NEVER THE CASE IT LEADS TO THE INEVITABLE ^BAD FEELING^ TOWARDS EACH OTHER AND THIS OF COURSE IS VERY INFECTIOUS] ESPECIALLY IF EITHER OF THE UPLOADERS HAS A BIG FOLLOWING/ THIS IS WHY THE NET IS IN THE STATE IT^S IN NOW/ WE^VE ALL GOT PISSED OFF WITH THE BAD FEELING THAT INFESTS THE ^NET AND DECIDED TO PACK IT ALL IN AS IT^S JUST NOT WORTH THE BOTHER/ CERTAINLY NOT ALL NETTERS HAVE LEFT BECAUSE OF ALL THIS TROUBLE/ MOST] LIKE ME] HAD TO LEAVE BECAUSE IT INTERFERRED WITH OUR WORK/ THERE ARE MANY MORE CLUES THAT POINT TO THE - VOTERS FOR THE STATE OF THE NET TODAY] BUT AS MEMORY IS SHORT I WON^T DRONE ON AND BORE YOU TO DEATH WITH IT ALL] SUFFICE TO SAY THAT PEOPLE MAY DISSAGREE WITH ME] BUT I CAN GIVE YOU A LIST OF NETTERS AS LONG AS MY ARM WHO HAVE LEFT FOR SOME OF THE REASONS ABOVE] AND THE BLAME IS PUT SQUARLY AT THE FEET OF THE - VOTERS/ OF COURSE] AS IVAN RIGHTLY SAID] COMPLAINING ABOUT THE - VOTERS IS JUST WHAT THEY ARE AFTER] IT^S THE ONLY FAME THEIR LIKELY TO GET AS THEY HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO TALENT TO DO ANYTHING ELSE/ BUT THE REASON I GO ON HASSLING THEM MYSELF IS THAT I FEEL GOOD KNOWING THAT NONE OF THEM HAVE GOT THE GUTS TO SAY ANYTHING TO US AS THEY^RE SCARED STIFF OF BEING ^FOUND OUT^/ THERE ARE EXCEPTIONS TO THE - VOTER SLIME[ I DON^T MIND THE GUY WHO COMES ALONG AND VOTES ONE ON SOMETHING THEN TELLS YOU WHY HE^S DONE IT/ AT LEAST YOU WOULD KNOW WHAT YOU^VE DONE WRONG[ I BELIEVE THAT THE ONLY WAY TO STOP ALL THIS TROUBLE IN IT^S TRACKS AND TO PULL THE NET BACK UP TO SCRATCH IS TO INTRODUCE A BRAND NEW VOTING SYSTEM AND CHUCK THE ONE WE^VE GOT INTO THE BIN/ AFTER ALL] WHO EVER VOTES - ON AN UPLOAD____ NOT MANY I BET/ IF YOUR GONNA^ VOTE] YOU ALWAYS VOTE ONE OR NINE DON^T YOU_[ HERE IS MY SOLUTION TO FLUSH THE - VOTERS DOWN THE LAVVIE[ THE VOTING SYSTEM SHOULD BE CHANGED SO THAT YOU CAN REGISTER A VOTE] OR NOT/ WHEN YOU DECIDE TO VOTE] INSTEAD OF BEING ABLE TO PUT BETWEEN ONE AND NINE] YOU SHOULD JUST BE ABLE TO INCREASE THE VOTE NUMER/ FOR INSTANCE] IF JOE BLOGGS HAS ^NINE VOTES^ AND YOU VOTE AGAIN] JOE SHOULD NOW BE SHOWING ^TEN VOTES^] NOT TEN VOTES OF NINE] OR TEN VOTES OF ONE] JUST THE NUMBER OF PEOPLE WHO DECIDED TO VOTE/ THIS WAY] AS YOU COULDN^T VOTE A ONE] OR ANY OTHER NUMBER] THE ONE VOTERS WOULD DISAPPEAR OVERNIGHT AS IT WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE FOR THEM TO - VOTE[ SIMPLE[ I HOPE I^VE MADE MYSELF UNDERSTOOD[ JUST INCREASE THE VOTE COUNTER BY ONE EACH TIME SOMEONE VOTES///// NOW THAT I^VE BORED YOU ALL STUPID I^LL SAY SOME QUICK ^HI^S^///// HI^S TO: HUDDY] GREENY] EINSTEIN] JAY] FROODLE] IAN AND MIC] GOD AND HAKE] JASON] IVAN] PIMAN] CCC] METNET] RICK] ASH AND DAVE] ETC] ETC] I^VE LOST MY LIST FROM OLD] SO IF YOU WANNA MENTION IN ANY FUTURE DEMOS THEN PLEASE MBX HUDDY AND HE WILL PASS THEM ON TO ME FOR INCLUSION/ HUDDYS ID IS ^HUDDY^ IF YOU HADN^T ALREADY GUESSED[ GOTTA GO NOW AS I^VE GOT A GOOD FEW HOURS COMPACTING AHEAD OF ME///// PLEASE DON^T FORGET TO VOTE WHEN YOUR ON THE NET AGAIN/ MESSAGE FOR ONE VOTERS///// DO YOUR WORST[ I NEED AN EXCUSE TO SLAG YOU OFF YOU WIMPS///// CHEERIO FOLX/ DEMO BY MIKE BERRY] AKA ^KERNAL^ IN NINETEEN HUNDRED AND EIGHTY NINE/ I^M SORRY IF YOUR STILL HERE/ THERE IS ^NOWT LEFT FOR YOU TO SEE[[ -